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Dirty Planes from Mexico by MR
January 9, 2008, 5:29 am
Filed under: Air Travel

Heard a new one just now. The plane I will be on just flew in from Mexico so it will take a little extra time for security measures, CLEANING (which is awesome that she even said that) and to “pull the seats”. Apparently Mexico is so dirty they have to pull the seats out and replace tham after planes come back from there.

-MR

so, when i came back from africa (cameroon) a year ago, three big fat
black ladies got on as we were “pushing off” and released foggers:
anti-mosquito smoke. they walked up and down the aisles releasing
fumes and smoke to kill malaria-infested mosquitos. it smelled nice.
but let me tell you, for peace of mind, i’d prefer some blonde chick
telling me how to buckle the seat belt that i had buckled 10 minutes
earlier.

-JF

“Push back”

-MR

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