The Longest Possible Starbucks Drink Name?
January 4, 2008, 3:42 am
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I’m no fan of Starbucks. The last time I got a mocha at Starbucks I thought it tasted like crap, not to mention that it was more expensive than a gallon of gas. Yet, I return there every four months, like an Alzheimer’s patient, thinking “a mocha sounds pretty good.” Then I drink it, realize it tastes like crap, and don’t return for another four months. That’s the pattern. The last time I was there, the individual in front of me ordered a drink which had a name so long it could not be uttered in one breath. So I went on a mission to create the longest possible name for a drink at Starbucks. What you are about to read is a drink that can actually be ordered… all 37 syllables of it. The order may go something like this…”Umm…. Yeah… I’d like to have a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha with light whip and extra syrup… Please.” If anyone can help make this longer, please chime in. I would love to get to 50 syllables.